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I'm Dorgal P. Lurkmoth. Let my dust into your soul. Also, look at some bits and nips I made at Ham Horse............................





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They moved as one
as one big massive
one big massive mound of meat

– Lurkmoth
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#Lurkmoth  #lyrics  #butts  #meat  


Let’s form a cuddle puddle

please?


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#cuddlepuddlesleepover.com  #cuddle  #puddle  


I’m sick of hearing how awesome Dark Souls 2 is. Damn console users!  JUST LET ME PLAY ALREADY!


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#Dark Souls  #PC problems  #damn console users  


They clipped the tongue right out their mouths because they couldn’t stand the taste.  Collected them in satin pouches, discreetly stashed away.  No stares were cast, no questions asked, they all just moved on with the beat.  They moved as one, as one big massive, one big massive mound of meat.  With open jaws and bloody chins, they twirled around in shriveled skin.  The men cried, the women laughed, they spun away, a tit for tat. Slurping cans of this and that, they threw it up, it made a “SPLAT”.  The music slowed, their dance perplexed when one did shout, “The teeth are next!”


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#tongue  #writting  #lurkmoth  #lyrics  #butts  #teeth  #dance  #skin  #meat  #dorgal  


dontcum.com

You best be soft, boy.


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